At this point, we’re fairly familiar with Bowmore. However we’ve sort of been going about it in reverse having started with the 17 year, and then near 6 years later (yikes), we did the 15 year. We’ve opted this time to go with the 12 year. We can therefore finally form a verdict on which Bowmore you should buy, and what (if anything) does time do?
Hofbrauhaus Dunkel: 4.0 – It’s a bit darker in both look and taste than you would typically expect for a dunkel. Beyond that though there’s not much else of note about this, and it’s overall just mediocre.
Price Average: $8 for 6-pack
Website: https://www.hofbraeu-muenchen.de/en
Tesoro means someone kind or charming, which feels slightly odd for a volcanic guided tequila. Overall we have little complaints about El Tesoro as anything that can make a damn good margarita and not break the bank is a worthy tequila to have. The best part here though is that unlike many other tequilas from last year, this isn’t a sugary mess.
Shoals Pale Ale: 6.0 – It is a darker and nutty pale ale and has more of a lager feel. Not a complaint who doesnt love a tasty lager, but it ain’t what you would expect asking for a pale ale. Leave it to Smutty to make something nutty though.
Price Average: $9 for 6-Pack
Website: https://smuttynose.com/
Mama’s Little Yella Pils: 4.0 – We’re not sure if it’s the design, the name, or the piss color – but this looks like cheap garbage beer even more than the actual beers we know are trash. This is fairly cheap though, no real issues – just subpar and a bit too hopped.
Price Average: $10 for 6-Pack of Tall Cans
Website: http://google.com
We have a confession to make. It’s that despite running for near on 6+ years – we are reviewing this – in 2019. It’s sad, it’s profane, and a bit weird. However, despite mentioning it, despite reviewing multiple versions of the rum (even a special pumpkin version) – we haven’t actually reviewed the original – the basic Captain Morgan.
