Dunkel Lager: 5.5 – It’s an okay lager, and there is an aftertaste of something more porter stout, but overall it’s rather weak for a dark/black lager.
Google Shop Average: Dunkel Lager $18 for 24-pack
Website: http://www.vontrappbrewing.com/
Category: Booze
Kennedy’s Canadian Whiskey 1.5L
Sigh. Sorry to bum everyone out, but I am just waiting to try a Canadian whiskey that is actually something great. Something that is more than just a single note of Rye, or a subpar taste. However again I seem to be stuck into reviewing a whiskey that is for lack of better or more eloquent words bad.
Ballantine’s Blended Scotch Whiskey 750mL
Well I think it’s time for some scotch, but because I am clearly masochistic by point of doing this site – it’s time for some more bottom shelf scotches. This week we got with Ballantine, which they themselves have little to say and since I was taught to never say anything unless it’s nice I do as well. (Read: Total lies)
Flying Bison Rusty Chain Vienna Style Lager
Rusty Chain: 5.5 – A bit too sweet for my tastes, but an overall solid beer choice – not that I’ve had too many vienna style lagers (let alone from a can of which we did not know this came bottled at the time)
Google Shop Average: Rusty Chain $9 for 6-pack (cans we got were cheaper ofc)
Website: http://flyingbisonbrewing.com/
Jose Cuervo Silver Tequila 750mL
It’s been a while since I checked in with a Cuervo, and I’m glad that I did. It’s always good to remind myself why the hell I check myself out, because Cuervo is just awful tequila to drink. Make no mistake it’s not worse than tequila which is bland and terrible – but goddamn does the word pain come up a lot in my thoughts and review.
Hill Farmstead Everett
Hill Farmstead Everett: 4.0 – This was part of a flight of pale ales, and sadly the IPA’s destroyed my palate. This however is just a sub average porter.
Google Shop Average: Hill Farmstead Everett $7
Website: http://hillfarmstead.com/
Hill Farmstead Double Citra
Hill Farmstead Double Citra: 2.0 – Called an American Imperial Pale Ale this feels almost no different than an actual IPA, and as a flight I was beginning to worry the last was a black IPA.
Google Shop Average: Hill Farmstead Double Citra $7
Website: http://hillfarmstead.com/
Screech Rum 750mL
And here we have a rum, done in the style of the Caribbean, but from Canada – a country that I do not associate with sun, fruity rinks, and warm weather. This though reminds me of Gosling’s and I say reminds, but I actually mean it brings up terrible memories. Continuing with the Irish Whiskey from recently this is again another terrible and sweet spirit.
