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Honest Weight ‘Locations’ Bière de Garde

Locations: 4.0 – That’s just a wild AF beer. So it’s a biere de garde first off, there’s smoky and malty with syrup, and then they age it.  The effect is something that has some bitter notes, a tartness and smokiness to it but sadly nothing that one would consider – deliciousness. Sure it’s weird and wild and might be fine for someone, but it’d be a rare few.

Price Average: $7

Website: http://www.honestweightbeer.com/

GrandTen Distilling Wire Works American Gin 750mL

We previously knocked GrandTen’s outing for an Irish/Boston Whisky, but this time it’s all American baby – and it’s worse. The name wire works here evokes more of an image of a copper scrubber with this as the cleaning solution more than a copper still, and to be honest it’s not a great image to have. The worse image this conjures up though is in it’s first line asking if you’re tired of British colonization which – jeez guys – that’s a loaded question for a gin.

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Balcones Baby Blue Corn Whisky 750mL

There’s a go to market strategy which states that if you aren’t the best, you better be first. It would seem Texas-based Balcones has taken this to heart because this thing kicks you in the teeth and offers nothing of enjoyment. Combine that with a price point that’s laughable and we enter the gauntlet once again for something that thinks it’s bigger than it’s britches.

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