This vodka angers me, and if you want to know why it’s because this vodka is basically France making a lie. And there are two things I hate: liars, and light beer – which is water that’s lying about being beer. No I’m not saying that France can’t make a good vodka – hell with all the brandy and sacred water they go on about – it should work out fine.
Stone Arrogant Bastard Ale: 4.5 – So everyone (mostly west-coast) practically jizzes about Stone, and I’m not having it. Add that to a beer saying that I won’t like it because it’s strong and I prefer my Miller and Bud Lites and this beer can go fuck itself. Actually reading the text on the back and I’ll give them that their beer isn’t an arrogant bastard, but they sure are. At the end of the day though I’m here to review beer and this is simply nothing special, and the taste is just an unhoppy balance.
Google Shop Average: Stone Arrogant Bastard Ale $6
Website: http://www.stonebrewing.com/
Weihenstephaner Korbinian: 7.0 – This isn’t very beer-y but it’s still quite delicious and is therefore a good drink in my book.
Google Shop Average: Weihenstephaner Korbinian $3
Website: http://weihenstephaner.de
I chose this scotch because I tend to buy myself a nice scotch at the close of a project. I choose this because it’s distinctive shape and look appealed to me. My purveyor of spirits however told me that this used to sell like hotcakes because of it’s usage on Breaking Bad.
Weihenstephaner Original: 6.0 – Just a damn good easy drinking cheap beer.
Google Shop Average: Weihenstephaner Original $3
Website: http://weihenstephaner.de
Berliner Weisse: 3.0 – I honestly don’t think I’ve had a sour wheat ale before, and if asked if this is sour wheat – I think that’s a safe assumption. That being said though I am not a fan of this at all really, and being a big bottle I shandied the last half so I could finish it.
Google Shop Average: Berliner Weisse $5
Website: http://www.whitebirchbrewing.com/
It’s come to my attention that we really haven’t reviewed a gin for near 6 months now (I honestly keep buying New Amsterdam or get a special Tanqueray) So this whole thing aside from providing the internet with honest spirit information is to keep trying new things so let’s try an American gin.
