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Definitive Portals Strawberry & Vanilla Sour Ale

Portals Strawberry & Vanilla: 3.0 – If you have been lamenting the loss of the strawberry cremesaver you are in luck. This is like that in the oddest beer format you could imagine. However it is also just awful and wrong. Even if you did like the candy it’s unlikely you could drink more than a half pour of this. While there are some companies who can take strawberry & vanilla and knock it out of the park, this is not one of the,

Price Average: $5

Website: https://www.definitivebrewing.com/

Definitive ‘Contee’ Kolsch Blond Ale

Contee: 3.5 – Along with Schwazbier if we asked brewers to make more of a certain style – it would be Kolsch. We say this to frame the context of this being a poor outing as a great tragedy for us. There is an orange citrus flavor here that overrides so much of the beer you can barely even tell the style, just orange + ale is all you get.

Price Average: $13 for 4-pack

Website: https://www.definitivebrewing.com/