Month: May 2017
Trooper Red and Black ‘Iron Maiden’ Porter
Trooper Red and Black Porter: 4.5 – The way you cam tell this is smoked is by how sweet it is without being sugary. It’s overall an okay beer, but if asked why you would want to drink it there are little reasons you could provide. Sure it’s interesting, but not desirable. This is part of a series, of which we’ve had the 666.
Price Average: $6
Website: https://www.robinsonsbrewery.com/
Peroni Gran Riserva Birra
Peroni Gran Riserva: 4.5 – This isn’t actually terrible. It’s certainly better than regular Peroni, but this is way harder to find. It’s got a good mix of bitter and sweetness, but it’s still a subpar beer at the end of the day.
Price $5
Website: http://www.peroniitaly.com
Count: 41/71
Vladivar Triple Distilled Vodka 1L
Vladivar – baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more. (Not apologizing for that joke because it was awesome). We said that there would be more gin on this UK trip and trust me there will be a month of gin reviews. Before we dive into that though we needed to talk about this vodka. It was a random buy for a vodka sauce (no seriously) which explains why it looks like a cheap random old USSR country vodka.
Asahi Super Dry Black
Asahi Super Dry Black: 5.5 – The dry is the more important factor here although Asahi regular does that as well. While the beer is nice it goes away very quickly. You just wish this was a bit more like a schwarzbier.
Price Average: $3
Website: https://www.asahibeer.com/
Carib Lager
Carib Lager: 2.5 – Another light beer that just lacks a real taste to make it worth drinking. It’s okay for a summer kind of beer, but in truth – no.
Price $4
Website: http://www.caribbrewery.com/
Count: 40/71
Stoli Vodka 750mL
Oh-boy. It’s been a while since we last had a truly terrible no-good piece-o-shit vodka review. Yes folks we once again won’t even give this quarter before the fold, because if you Google this vodka we want our site to instantly tell you what you have gotten yourself into – or hopefully avoid such a fate.