If this is what Finland has to offer, than I think they should stick to memes of being invulnerable to cold. While there might be other Finnish vodkas that are good, this is down right terrible in nearly every way. It may actually be in the bottom 3 of our scoring system.
If I have a saving grace here it’s that I’m glad I had the foresight to get a nip of this rather than a whole bottle. Because as I explain while it can make a decent enough Russian, at that price and for what else it would be used for – this is not a good day for Finland.
What they Say: “Finlandia Vodka is made from Pure Glacial Spring Water and the finest Six-Row Barley, grown under the long days and white nights of the Finnish summer. ”
Taste: 2.0 – That tastes horrible too.
Aftertaste: 1.0 – Then it gets worse.
Burn/Smooth: 3.0 – It also burns.
Aroma: 2.0 – That smells awful.
Manliness: 4.0 – While there is no wank you’ll notice I have no extensive thoughts on this, that’s because it’s just so unpleasant I don’t even wish to find something good. Fuck Finland imports.
Vodka Tonic: 3.5 – There’s just something off about it.
White Russian: 6.0 – It’s not terrible here.
Value: 2.0 – This could cost 5 dollars and I would say the value wasn’t great.
Google Shop Average: $17
Metric Score: 18.75/70 |+| Metric Average: 2.68 |+| Reviewer Average: 1.5
Final Thoughts: Don’t buy this, and tell people you know that if they plan to buy this you will punch them in the genitals – then follow through with your threats.