American Vodka – Honest Booze Reviews

Copper Plate Vodka 750mL

December 27, 2021December 26, 2021 BuffaloJern Leave a comment

Well folks let’s close out the year in the traditional style – by which we mean another on the list of cheap vodkas that are cheap for a reason. The reason being that they suck. This generic entry is Copper Plate vodka which makes you think there might be some electrolyzing or other shit going on to make it perfect – they themselves assure you that it is flawless. Well we here at Honest Booze Reviews are here to tell you the truth, and we’re not even gonna hide it behind the fold – this vodka sucks shit.

Smuggler’s Notch Distillery Vodka 750mL

December 2, 2019December 12, 2019 BuffaloJern Leave a comment

We’ve had a string of bad reviews lately, and it feels like we buried the lead sometimes. Hard pass on this vodka y’all. Anyway with that out of the way the review must go on – this is a small batch Vermont vodka, and while we’d love to sing the praises of people in the Northeast of the USA doing good honest work – they bloviate and fail to produce something of true quality and instead make something okay that costs too damn much.

Grainger’s Deluxe Vodka 750mL

May 27, 2019May 27, 2019 BuffaloJern 2 Comments

Happy memorial day folks, in honor of the American holiday we figured we should get something all American. However much like a lot of stuff going on in America right now, this is just really not as good as we’d like it to be. Hey, at least it’s gluten-free and organic because that’s what we look for in juice that makes you vomit among other bad decisions.

V One Vodka 750mL

October 15, 2018October 28, 2018 BuffaloJern Leave a comment

If we were a cynical lot we’d say that this vodka represents the dark side of supposed family owned or built empires as this is merely a shadow – a homage to a grandparent with no real prominence. We aren’t though because in truth we don’t care about old families or recipes anyway (unless it’s you know – good). What does gall our stones though is the sadness of a local boy who’s just awful at making vodka.

Blue Ice American Potato Vodka 750mL

August 20, 2018August 26, 2018 BuffaloJern 2 Comments

Another day, another short batch style American vodka made from the humble potato. Now to make one thing clear – while this might come from some blue ice (doubtful in Idaho), the vodka is not blue. If that leaves you feeling blue, however – perk up, because this mixes like a champ.

American Anthem Vodka

July 30, 2018August 11, 2018 BuffaloJern Leave a comment

We turn this time to a vodka from the homeland, not the motherland. With a good ol’ fashioned red, white, and blue vodka that isn’t afraid of showing it. Let’s not kid ourselves this isn’t going to sell well in let’s say Vietnam, and it’s almost a bit too shouty, but it does give a minor amount to charity and that’s something.

Everest Original Freeze 750mL

June 4, 2018June 3, 2018 BuffaloJern Leave a comment

If you are looking for vodka that works well in a creamy white Russian- this is a good vodka. If that’s all you want or need to know, best to stop here and leave. This vodka has a series of various faults, but we are honour bound to speak truth to its capabilities.

Heroes Veteran Owned American Vodka 750mL

March 28, 2016November 11, 2017 BuffaloJern Leave a comment

I have to admit after that last vodka review which was a stupidly cheap vodka I was worried my tastes had faltered and I was just more okay with cheap vodka. Thankfully my tastes are right where I left them and we once again have another unkind (but fair) review of some subpar vodka.

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Tito’s Handmade Vodka 750mL

June 23, 2014November 11, 2017 BuffaloJern 3 Comments

Alright so let’s get back to the other “HBR reviews a diverse set of spirits except for wait why do they have so much scotch and vodka?” type of review we do. This time with something that I recall hearing about all over the place a few years back.

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